[ music ]
>> [ reporter ] As you can see,
the suspect is weaving
through traffic on a motorcycle.
>> Ooh, ooh,
they're going to catch him.
>> Oh, nuh-uh, look,
he made a U-turn.
>> Whoa.
[ crowd chatter ]
>> Hey, what's going on?
>> A live police pursuit.
>> The cops been chasing
a guy on a motorcycle
all around Swellview.
>> It's been going on
for over an hour.
>> Whoa. Let me see.
>> And there he goes,
taking a hard turn south
onto Walnut Parkway.
Right now I see two police cars
in pursuit.
>> I bet they don't catch him.
>> I bet they do.
>> Would it kill you
to agree with me once?
>> You're so emotional.
>> I'm not.
>> You need a massage.
>> Arg.
>> Whoa.
This motorcycle guy is insane.
[ gasping ]
>> Did you see that?
>> Okay, joining us now
is motorcycle expert,
David Harley.
>> Hello, Trent.
>> Oh, is the motorcycle chase
still going on?
>> Yes ma'am.
>> Whoa.
Now the motorcycle bandit
seems to be turning around
while riding.
Good gosh, he's taking photos
of our news van.
Incredible.
>> Well, often,
guys on motorcycles
being chased by the police
will turn around
and take photos as a way
of establishing male dominance.
>> Ah, yes,
that makes perfect sense.
[ crowd chatter ]
>> Jasper, I need you
to get the flag and put it
out in front of the school.
>> Why?
>> Because there's nothing
out there now
and you can't pledge allegiance
to a hole in a pole.
>> But I want to keep
watching the chase.
>> Flag!
>> Okay, it looks like
the motorcyclist is now headed
south on Green Street
in the direction
of Swellview Junior High School.
>> Whoa.
He's coming right toward
our school.
>> I'm going to hide
in the girls' bathroom.
>> You realize that a criminal
is riding toward this school.
>> Yeah. So?
>> So, it might be a good time
for Captain Man or Kid Danger
to get here.
>> Right. Right.
I better go wash my nose.
>> Holy beans, the rogue rider
just took a left-hand turn
into the Swellview
Junior High School parking lot
and...
whoa, now he's riding
across the grass.
>> Oh my gosh.
Charlotte, open the doors.
>> Why?
>> Because if that motorcycle
rides by,
I'm going to get it on video.
>> But I don't--
>> Doors!
>> Okay.
>> Miss Shapen,
I got the flag.
>> Not now.
>> Look, he's coming this way.
>> No way, get back!
I was shooting video first!
>> Whoa, I don't think
he's going to stop.
>> What happened?
>> You stopped him.
>> Wow.
>> Jasper, you're a hero.
>> Really?
>> Hey. I'm here.
>> Look.
Jasper already took him down.
>> Yeah.
[ crowd chatter ]
>> Hey, do you mind
if I get a picture?
>> Nah, people ask me
all the time.
>> Thanks.
>> Oh. Sure.
There, done,
come get your phone.
[ school bell rings ]
>> It all just kind of happened. >> My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an after-school job.
>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible.
Ah!
>> I went into this crazy store
and met
a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me...
>> He turned out to be...
>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that
being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick.
>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime.
>> Feels good.
>> Call it.
>> Up the tube!
Oh, my boot.
>> Ha!
>> After the accident,
the bus driver
said he didn't see the woman
until it was too late.
>> Got to look both ways.
>> You really do.
>> Yesterday, a new hero
was born in Swellview,
and we have him right here
with us now.
Mary, why don't you get up
and let the hero have a seat?
Well, hello, Jasper Dunlop.
>> Hey, Trent.
You smell exactly
how I thought you would.
>> Oh, good.
So Jasper, I guess
the Swellview police owe you
a big wet thank you
for single-handedly ending
that dangerous motorcycle chase
yesterday.
>> Ah, it was no big deal.
>> It sure was a big deal.
A big wet deal.
>> Well, you know...
>> Hey! Hey, everybody!
Check it out!
Jasper is on the news!
[ crowd chatter ]
>> Wait, why is Jasper
on the news?
>> Because he caught
that motorcycle guy yesterday.
>> Oh.
>> Hey, guys!
Jasper's on the news!
>> I already told them.
>> Dang it, Sidney.
>> Wait, where are you going?
>> Don't act like you care.
>> Wait! I have your medicine!
>> And when I saw the guy
riding the motorcycle toward me,
I just held up the flag
and he crashed into the pole.
>> Well, let's take a look
at some cell phone footage from
one of your fellow students.
>> How amazing was that?
>> I got this, Mary.
Jasper, you impress me.
>> I do?
>> Absolutely.
I'd wear a T-shirt
with your face on it.
>> Aw, I'm so proud of Jasper.
>> Okay, come on,
we got to get to class.
>> Why?
We have ten more minutes.
>> I don't like
watching the news, all right?
>> But Jasper's on.
>> So?
We see Jasper all the time.
I mean, pfft,
sorry you love the news.
>> Hey, Henry.
Janie and I are having
a party on Saturday night.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, cool.
>> If you aren't busy,
will you tell Jasper
he's invited?
>> Jasper's a hero.
>> Yeah, sure.
>> Yay.
>> Hero? Pfft. I'm a super hero. >> Mm, technically sidekick.
>> Same thing.
>> Mm, not quite.
>> I'm going to class.
>> Hey, Charlotte,
will you give me Jasper's
phone number?
>> Sure.
It's area code--
>> You don't need
Jasper's phone number.
>> Aah!
>> And then Jasper got to go on the news and... and everyone
thinks he's so awesome
and it's so not fair.
[ grunting ]
>> Down you go.
>> Are you listening to me?
>> I'm not.
>> I just don't get
what you're upset about.
>> What's not to get?
Charlotte gets it.
>> No she doesn't.
>> Well, Jasper did
basically nothing
and suddenly everyone
in Swellview thinks he's a hero.
And I capture bad guys with you
all the time and no one
gives me any credit.
>> You get credit all the time.
>> Yeah. The Vice Mayor gave us
those medals and a gift card
for a medium frozen yogurt.
>> No, Kid Danger gets the credit and the medals and the yogurt.
But I spend most of my life
as Henry Hart
and no one knows I do anything.
>> Just a second.
[ grunting ]
Man, I'm good.
>> You know, Bork isn't even trying. >> What? Yes he is.
You're trying your hardest,
right?
>> Mm.
>> Oh, really?
Okay.
Well, then I want you to start
trying your hardest right now.
>> Mm?
>> Yeah.
Come on, Bork.
Let's see what you got.
Let's see if you're
fast enough to catch--
>> [ laughs ]
>> I slipped.
All right, my friend,
let's try that again.
Yeah, and I'm ready this time,
so, you better be careful,
better watch out.
It's coming in fast, Bork.
Come on, show me your best move.
What you got? Come on.
[ laughing ]
Okay, Bork, I think you've had enough. I'm going to hit the shower.
>> You can't wash off the pain!
>> And we have
some exciting news
from the Mayor's office.
>> Ah. No way. >> What? >> Nothing.
It's not about Jasper.
Don't come over here.
>> Boy wonder, Jasper Dunlop,
is getting his own holiday.
>> Thanks to Jasper's
heroic actions last week,
the Mayor has declared
April 9th Jasper Dunlop Day
here in Swellview.
A special day
for a very special young man.
>> He wasn't heroic. He wasn't even she-roic. He was nonroic.
>> You know,
Jasper's your friend.
You shouldn't be jealous of him.
>> I'm not jealous.
>> Yes you are.
You're jelly of Jasper.
>> I'm not jelly of Jasper.
This is about me
wanting more people
to pay attention to me
instead of Jasper.
>> All right,
I'm going upstairs.
>> Why?
>> Because you're not upstairs.
>> I'm not jelly of Jasper.
It's just not fair.
Why should he be--
[ alarm buzzing ]
Emergency at Pet Me.
Hey, R--
♪ Ba, ba, da ♪
♪ Ba, ba, ba, ba ♪
♪ Ba, da, ba, ba, da ♪
♪ Ba, ba, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da ♪
>> I don't need Ray.
[ Ray singing in shower ]
And I don't need all this stuff.
I'm going to show Swellview what Henry Hart can do.
Up the tube. ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪ ♪ Da, da, da, da, da ♪
♪ Da, da, da ♪
>> Just shut up and get in the crate. >> No, please.
Don't put me in the crate
like an animal.
>> Don't fight me, man.
>> This isn't--
>> Get in there.
>> Please, please, sir,
you've got to stop.
Sir, you are out of control.
>> This is your fault.
[ toys squeaking ]
What was that noise?
>> I don't know.
>> Arg.
Arg.
>> Sir, sir, my boss gets back
from Wisconsin in a week.
You can talk to him when--
>> I ain't waiting a week.
You sold me
a defective goldfish.
Here's the receipt.
>> The goldfish
wasn't defective.
>> He's dead, man.
I showed you
his limp lifeless carcass.
>> He was a healthy fish
when you took him
out of this store.
>> Are you saying
it was my fault?
>> No, no, no.
>> Are you accusing me
of murdering Timmy?
>> Who's Timmy?
>> My dead goldfish, man.
Try and keep up.
>> Look, let me just give you
a new goldfish for free.
>> No, no, no.
I don't want no new goldfish.
You think I want
my heart broken twice?
>> Sir.
>> Look, I want my four dollars
and seventeen cents right now.
>> Good lord,
just give him the money.
>> I can't.
Sir, I told you,
store policy says
no cash refunds.
>> Arg.
Where is this store policy?
Huh? Where is it?
>> On the wall
in the break room.
>> Oh, freaking frack.
We're going in the break room.
Come on.
[ toys squeaking ] >> Shh, shh, shh.
Shh, shh, shh.
Aah! >> Aah! >> What are you doing here, Ray?
>> It's Captain Man,
and what are you doing here?
>> I'm fighting crime.
>> You're out of uniform.
>> I know that.
Because this time
Henry Hart's going
to get some credit.
>> Oh, you really
think it matters?
>> Yeah, I think it matters.
Aah! Get off me, man.
>> Hey, let him go.
>> You better stay back,
Captain Man.
>> Captain Man
doesn't stay back.
Captain Man...
moves forward.
>> Aah, no, no, no.
I don't need your help.
[ grunting ]
Okay, a little help? >> How about two fistfuls of help?
>> Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh.
>> Oh.
>> Not another step, Captain.
>> Okay.
Put down the spider.
>> This ain't just a spider.
This is a Mexican Redrump.
>> Ah, jeez.
>> You're bluffing.
That's not a Mexican Redrump.
>> Oh no?
Look at his rump.
>> Oh, man, it's really red.
>> That's right.
And all I have to do
is flip this lever
and this spider
will drop right down
onto this kid's stupid face.
>> You wouldn't dare.
>> Oh, yes I would.
Unless you get inside
that animal crate.
>> I don't think so.
>> Then I'm just going
to have to flip this lever.
>> Aah, Captain Man.
Maybe you want to get
in the crate because I really
don't want a Mexican Redrump
on my face.
>> [ laughs ]
>> Uh...
>> Ah. >> Ah. >> [ both ] Ah.
[ doorbell rings ]
>> Dah.
>> Are you expecting someone?
>> No. Go away, please!
>> Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Hart. >> Jasper, we didn't say come in.
>> Right. Where's Henry?
>> He's at work.
>> And we're busy
getting a couples massage.
>> Wait.
You got to see
what's happening on the news.
>> Jasper...
>> And once again,
according to Swellview police,
a crazed man has taken control
of a local pet store called
"Pet Me" where he's holding
an employee
and several customers hostage,
including Captain Man.
>> Trent, do we know
what the hostage taker's
demands are?
>> No, Mary.
You asked me that
five minutes ago.
We still don't know.
Hang on.
I'm getting word that we have
some cell phone video footage
that was just sent to us
from inside the pet store.
>> Has there been any mention
of the hostage taker's demands?
>> Now, let's take a look
at the footage
taken only four minutes ago.
[ grunting ]
[ kicking ]
>> Hey. Let me out
of this animal carrier.
I'm uncomfortable.
>> Wait, push pause.
That's Henry. >> Oh no. >> Whoa, that is Henry.
I got to go help him.
>> Hey, wait for us!
>> Please let us up.
Aah!
>> You pay for two hours,
you get two hours.
>> Sir, it's just four dollars. >> Wrong. It's four dollars
and seventeen cents.
Now, give me my refund.
>> I can't violate store policy.
>> Then I'm going
to have to break everything
in this store,
starting with your face.
>> That's also
against store policy.
>> Aah!
>> Get over here.
>> Captain Man,
can't you do something?
>> I'm trying.
These animal carriers
are surprisingly secure.
>> Well, where's Kid Danger?
>> Oh.
Well, you see,
sometimes Kid Danger
makes irresponsible choices
and is unprepared
for a situation like this.
>> Well, Captain Man,
maybe instead of trash talking
Kid Danger, who I think
is awesome by the way...
>> Not today.
>> Whatever.
Maybe if we can make these cages
fall on the floor,
the impact will open them up.
[ grunting ]
>> Great. Now we're on the floor.
>> Psst, Henry. >> Jasper? >> Oh god.
>> Dude, what are you
doing here?
>> I saw you on the news.
>> I was on the news?
Did they mention my name?
>> No.
>> Oh, dang it.
>> Hey, I'm super psyched
that you guys are having
a little reunion here,
but can we please focus
on the psychopath
who's taken over
this pet store?
>> Right.
[ chuckles ]
Hey, Captain Man,
it's me, Jasper.
>> I'm aware.
>> Great.
Now, here's my plan.
>> Ugh.
>> I'll go to the men's room.
>> Yeah.
>> You tell the bad guy
you got to pee,
like real bad.
>> Uh-huh.
>> Then he'll probably
let you go to the bathroom
where I'll be waiting for you.
>> Hey, could I pitch an idea?
>> Sure.
>> Let me out of this cage.
>> Right.
[ grunting ]
>> Thank you, son. >> Sure. >> Can you let me out now?
>> No.
Hey, Dirk!
Look, I'm out!
I'm out of the thing!
>> What?
Who let you out of that carrier?
You better get back in there
right now--
>> Wow, that was so amazing. Now, will you let me out of this animal box?
>> Okay, you're free.
Latch is open.
Congratulations.
Climb out of there.
>> No way. Look. A Mexican Redrump. I've wanted one of these spiders
since I was little.
>> So, buy one.
>> Dude, they're 150 bucks.
>> Hey.
That's the kid who stopped
the motorcycle bandit
the other day.
>> And he saved Captain Man,
who saved us.
>> You're a hero.
>> Again.
>> Nah.
Captain Man's the one
who punched him.
>> No, no.
Son, we all owe you
a big wet thank you.
Don't we, boy I don't know?
>> Wet?
>> No, Henry doesn't need
to thank me.
This guy's my best friend.
He'd have done
the same thing for me.
>> Well, Jasper, I bet
you feel pretty good right now.
>> [ chuckles ] I do.
>> And how about you?
How do you feel?
Kind of gross? Huh?
>> Hey. >> Oh, hey, Hen. >> Listen...
I owe you an apology.
>> What for?
>> For...
well, I mean,
you got all the attention
for stopping
that motorcycle guy, and...
I don't know, I guess
it made me feel...
>> Jealous?
>> Yeah.
>> Wow.
[ school bell rings ]
I mean, don't feel bad.
Because maybe one day
you'll do something
that matters.
>> Yeah. Thanks. Anyway... I got you a little present
to congratulate you
for being a hero.
>> [ gasps ] Is that spider's rump the color I think it is?
>> Yep.
Your very own Mexican Redrump.
>> Whoa.
>> You have fun with him, okay?
>> You're a good friend.
>> You too.
>> Now, what should I name you? Ooh, do you like the name Robert?
Or how about Rumpy?
Or I could also call you--
Ow.
Ah.
Why'd you bite me?
Now I got to go see
the school nurse.